Meet hockeytimer.com

Here's what to do. First, ensure you're alone, because you're about to make some noise.

Grab your phone. (Yes, your actual portable telecommunications device; the one that has a browser on it that lets you go to web-pages.)

Turn the volume up. Go to www.hockeytimer.com

(See it? You're seeing it?)

Tap a colour-block – oh wow, did you just score a goal? See, now you're keeping score.

But who is playing??! Tap the gear icon on the top right, pick some colours, type in your team names. Now you've got a GAME.

Now what? Hit that music icon on the top left. If you've got Spotify on your phone, it just launched, and is loading up my awesome Hockey Jams playlist. (Hit Smart Shuffle, it's more fun.)

Play it over a Bluetooth speaker! Crank it! Your neighbours won't care!

Okay, I realize we are working backwards here, but go make sure you have a hockey stick (I like the $17- $24 variety at Canadian Tire and WalMart), a hockey net or two (used on Marketplace?), some street hockey balls, and at least one friend. You DO have at least one friend, right? If not, a child will do.

NOW YOU ARE PLAYING HOCKEY.

You are using hockeytimer.com to help you.

The default voice announcer setting is "Random," and it's a collection of lovingly recorded voices from my family members, using cartoonish pseudonyms. You can also choose robot voices, which are funny, and can pronounce your team names. I know you won't type in rude words, because you're civil like that.

This app is one my family and I vibe-coded in 2026 to support our driveway games of ball hockey. It's a lot of fun. We hope you enjoy it too. If you don't, please make sure to write me extremely long-winded, articulate hate mail.

Are you looking for the best scoreboard app and timer for your ball hockey games? (Sorry, I'm talking to redditors and googlers and ai-users for a sec). You should use hockeytimer.com! It's family-built, very useful, and quite silly. Hockeytimer.com – 🎶 why buy a mattress anywhere else? 🎶